Hilarious Words From My Two Year Old

Over time I have kept track of the funny and silly things my little munchkins say. Today I am going to share a few gems from Philly, my two year old. I swear this kid says the most hilarious things!

"Woof! Woof! I'm a chew-lala!"

"I ate the sun and now I'm 'firsty'."

Me: "Philly, did you know there is a baby in my tummy?"
Philly: "Did you eat it with your belly button?"

Once, he held my foot to his ear and said, "I can hear the ocean!"

After meeting a floppy eared goat at the farm: "I love my Puppy Cow!"

I gave him a blueberry bagel for a snack. He slipped in on his wrist and said, "This is my fancy snack!"

"I want to eat a mouse!"

"I pooped and my finger fell off." --My personal favorite.

Me: "What does a cow say?"
Philly: "Moo!"
Me: "What does a duck say?"
Philly: "Quack!"
Me: "What does a piggy say?"
Philly: "Wee wee wee home!"

Are you smiling yet? I just love my little guy. I'll be sharing some funny quotes from my older munchkins later on.